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WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

We know who you are, we've located your address.

An officer will go to your location and insert an anal probe to verify your identity.

You will then be referred to a mental institution where you will undergo a lobotomy will be performed for subsequent execution by hanging. There's no turning back, you should have thought before accessing that link.

The only way to get rid of this is to go to Jeff Bezos' house and kiss his bald head, you will get away with the charges, but you only have 5 minutes!